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April 24, 2013 / mrsdeboots

I must be misrepresenting myself


My life is chaos. Just so everyone knows. Stress is my sustenance, the devil is out to get me, and approximately 87% of what I thought to be true is based on mistruths, if that’s even a word.


At least I can have a sense of humor. Only God and my sense of humor can save me now.

That being!


This is the teamine panda. We sell Teamine at my work. It is a product that decreases dark under eye circles, hence the panda. How clever.

I decided to make him a little more panda like, firstly by removing his t-shirt.

Then I partially removed his head.


I did this out of necessity, not anger. Just so that’s clear.

I made him a new spine and head support to make him poseable.


Then I jammed it down his neck hole. Again, not out of anger, but necessity.

Then I took out these bamboo mats I bought at a yard sale a year ago, and ripped it to pieces.


Painted a few green, and took out some of the leftover feathers from my Scarlett o’ hara costume hat


And cut them smaller, painted them green.


Maybe my life is so awful because I’m really am alien, as evidenced by my hand size. Ew.


Drilled holes in an old award thingy for a base, and jammed painted bamboo sticks into said holes.

Wired pandas arms and sewed them skinner. Because, I mean, look at a picture of a panda. They are chubby in the gut, not the arms. Duh.


I still have to:
-dremel sand the base, so it looks like a forest floor
-figure out how to pose panda
-stabilize the bamboo to the base and glue leaves to said bamboo.


So instead of crying my entire lunch break, ill sit in my car and work on me panda.



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