What I’ve made instead of exercising
After reading Michelle stodden’s post about her desire to create amongst life’s many obstacles, one being the need to keep ones body in decent shape, I decided to see what I’ve made exactly, art wise, since I stopped doing the Brazilian Butt Lift, only the best exercise DVD set ever invented.
I moved in July, and stopped immediately. Why? In my old house, there was a downstairs ‘den’ that had a locking door.
No one, and I meanno one gets to watch me exercise. Not only do I wheeze like an asthmatic, I am not coordinated, I often tip over or stumble, and sometimes I just lay there panting and making noises like I am about to give birth to a rhino, horn first.
Thank you phone, for keeping dates, otherwise.. No clue about dates.
I’m not captioning everything, but the pirate photo? I made everything except the guns and holder. WHICH I STILL HABE RECEIVED NO CREDIT FOR. SHANE.
Which is why I look like this:
Wait, no, more like this: